Pit Viper Sunglasses - The Gobby Polarized Baby Vipes

Gobby [gob-eez]:
Noun.
1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.
Usage examples:
My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!
Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!
Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?
*spit take* What the f-
Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.

STATS
- 100% UVA + UVB Protection
- Light Transmission: 14.1%
- Lens: Polarized 2.2MM Polycarbonate
- Look Thru Color: Brown
- Weight: 31g
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
1 Pair of Pit Vipers
1 Limpcloth™
1 Tie Downs™ Retainer Strap

PIT VIPER FACTS
Gnar Points: 69
Nutrition: 0
Float Resistant: True
Year Established: 1993
Edible: Probably Not