Pit Viper Sunglasses - The Naples Polarized Double Wides

Legend has it Poseidon had every aquatic creature at his beck and call, from the smallest shrimp to the largest whale shark. Yet no amount of seaweed or starfish could shield his eyes from the burning rays of Helios until - Lo! Behold! A gift from Hephaestus himself, a brand new pair of Polarized 2000s. Dude. These are fucking sick. Poseidon bellowed, Just wait until Aphrodite sees me in these.

STATS
- 100% UVA + UVB Protection
- Light Transmission: 9%
- Lens: Polarized 1.2mm TAC
- Look Thru Color: Grey
- Weight: 31g
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
- 1 Pair of Pit Vipers
- 1 Tie Downs™ Retainer Strap
- 1 Limpcloth™

PIT VIPER FACTS
Gnar Points: 69
Nutrition: 0
Float Resistant: True
Year Established: 1993
Edible: Probably Not